Meet the new boss, blaming the old boss!
Months of self-examination have led men in finance to the mature realization that talking to girls is dumb.
Investors are asking regulators to look into why no one told them about Facebook being a thing.
Understanding Elizabeth Warren’s policies seems far more important than understanding her family history.
He didn’t want to file for bankruptcy and he’s not gonna be CEO anymore, but he’s still probably gonna get everything he wants.
Now, maybe the bank will only be a ‘persistent failure’ half the time.