HERE’S SOME MUSIC FOR YOU: While you study for finals.
BIGLAW FIRM APPARENTLY VISITED BY GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: In response, it made Christmas Eve into a paid holiday, and probably expects that to placate the Ghost of Christmas Future.
AMAL CLOONEY DOING WORK: Remember, America are the bad guys now.
I WISH I COULD TELL YOU THAT WE WERE GOING TO FIX DOUBLE JEOPARDY: But this ain’t no fairy tale.
COME TO OUR HOLIDAY PARTY: That’s an order… which you won’t have to pay for because drinks are free.